I’m putting this on every restaurant review website I can think of. Let me know if you know of any that I can add it too…. I’ll never go back to this restaurant. When my husband and young daughter walked in we were greeted and we told two different girls that we needed a table for two and a high chair. They talked a bit about where they should put us then one girl walked...
Miss Piggy is my style icon.
El Paso Recall groups' motions denied by Texas... →
Why do people feel that it’s ok to judge people’s parenting styles? I was just reading a stupid anon on punkdads blog that is saying co-sleeping is bad and that they will have a terrible time getting their baby to sleep on his own later. Seriously? How does this person know that for a fact? How does this person know that this baby will never gain independence and therefore will never...
Is it weird that I’m depressed about turning 29? Seriously? I never thought that getting older would bother me and I know that I’m not “old” yet but I am really bothered by this. I just need No Doubt to hurry up with their new album. They always make everything better somehow.
The Kid Dictionary →
smplycar: Vocabulary all parents should know. This is great.
Also, we now have a Chipotle in the city and it’s on my side of town. Debating on having lunch there tomorrow or wait until the burrito frenzy has died down.
All are FINALLY well within the family. Gibbie had a cold, then bronchitis. I did the same thing in reverse. Somehow, whitebrowndad only had one evening of feeling like poop and seems to be a-okay! Things I should be doing instead of messing around on tumblr: *cleaning the entire apartment *decluttering the entire apartment *working on my husband’s company’s website *checking...
Genevieve is pissed about being in bed right now. I hate time change so much. So very very much.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
Apologies to the Parents I Judged 4 Years Ago. →
the31styear: extraalandg: Really loved this. It’s so frustrating to know someone you’re with or just standing next to is judging you because your child is doing something annoying (I always judged before Gage was born, by the way). Bottom line: All kids are annoying. They’re also awesome. Oh, God yes. TOTALLY. This was me three years ago!
Day four of being sick! Ugh I’m tired of this. It seems like every morning I am just a tiny bit better but nowhere near good.
Insomnia is a Nasty Bitch! Gibbie and I both have bronchitis now. I went to the clinic yesterday morning where I was loaded with shots (my poor butt) and prescriptions to make me feel better. I was really looking forward to a cough syrup with codeine to get a good nights rest. After taking that and drinking bed time tea I have had maybe 30 minutes of sleep. And now I’m up to get ready...